This was never the way I planned, not in my makin'
I got so brave, meatball in hand, almost ate some bacon
It's not what I do, nu? just wanted to try a change
I'm curious even though she thought Jews were strange
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, the taste of her gentile chapped lips
I kissed a Goy just to try it, I hope my Rabbi don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm converting tonight
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, I liked it
No, I don't even know your name, but it's not Shapiro
You're my experimental shiksa, hope you don't think I'm a zero
It's not what good Jews do, not how they should observe
My head gets so confused, oy, you've got some curves
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, the taste of her gentile chapped lips
I kissed a Goy just to try it, I hope my Rabbi don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm converting tonight
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, I liked it
Us Jews we are so religious, foreskin, not since our brisses
Hard to resist, so delicious, too good to miss it
Your punim, I just want to kiss it
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, the taste of her gentile chapped lips
I kissed a Goy just to try it, I hope my Rabbi don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm converting tonight
I kissed a Goy and I liked it, I liked it
Oy, vey, why did it have to be this way
Oy oy oy, what's my Rabbi gonna say?
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